Foxy Loxy?

Topic: the light went off and
“I swear, I fell in, the lights went off and it was gone! I didn’t take it!” I opened the pelican’s beak and took out a half-eaten fish.
“And what is this?” I asked a foxy grin on my face.
“Honestly, I was framed! I don’t know how it got there! I’m innocent until charged, right?” I made a swift movement and snapped of half of the flight feathers on one wing.
“Sir, you are charged with first degree theft of dinner. Your punishment is to become dinner,” I jumped at him and dragged him by the wing into the hole I inhabited.
After his squawks of protest were silenced, I had a fish fry and a stuffed pelican dinner. Shortly after, I cleaned off the table and put out tomorrow’s dinner-a rabbit, or at least the food for one, fresh grass.
“Sir, you are charged with stealing extra bedding. Your consequence is being eaten and having your fur made into bedding.”