Topic: I was asked to replace Brett Farve
“You do understand that I don’t even know how to play football, right?” I told mike McCarthy.
“The prophet said it was ‘kaitlyn hogen, the new number four’” he pleaded.
“I DO NOT PLAY FOOTBALL!” I yelled at him. “And even if I did, I would not play instead of Brett Farve. He was the best. And anyway, I’m the fourth place spelling bee champion. Not a quarterback. So there.”
“But the prophet said-“
“I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR STUPID *&^%^$#~ PROPHET SAID, I SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed like a foghorn at him.
“Okay, we’ll find someone else named Kaitlyn Hogen. You don’t have to scream.” He walked away, and then I realized that I was on live television. Woopsies.
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