Poor Dog, Rich cat... you finally got me to type again

Topic: poor dog The Dog was poor. The Cat was rich. The Cow jumped over the moon. The Horse had a Frog in its throat. Its doctor was a Platypus that ate Bird pie. The Zebra wanted stripes that the Tiger had, so he stole some and went to a different continent. Panda wasn’t a Bear, and Bear wasn’t a Teddy. Teddy was a president. The president gave a present. In the present there was a Donkey who came to be known as Kong. King Kong was a big Gorilla. Gorilla wasn’t Godzilla, and Godzilla wasn’t a Gila Lizard. The Lizard had scales, and so does the fish. The fish swims, and stole money from the Cat and gave it to the Dog. But the Cat sued the Dog and the Fish, and got his money again.”