Warning: do not read at lunch time

Topic: green eggs and ham, how did those eggs get green
“eww, these eggs are green!” someone cried.
“oh, that is gross, did the hen die after laying that putrid thing?” another exclaimed.
I’m going to be sick if I eat one of those, but I try one tiny bit. Not too bad, really.“guys,” I yell, “they’re just like the ones in doctor Seuss!” people dug into their meals, then. I was still a little grossed out, so I hung back. And while everyone else was eating their lunch, I saw the lunch person hurl into the eggs, look around guiltily, and quickly stir it into the eggs. That’s about the time I blacked out